"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018
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The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.
by leviosa August 13, 2007
Get the jason bourne mug.The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"
"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
"Nothing"
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I am a follower of Jasonism.
by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008
Get the Jasonism mug.Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.
by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009
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John: Hey, bob that movie was mofoing scary
Bob: Don't remind me im still peeing in my pants
Jon:ewwww
Bob: Don't remind me im still peeing in my pants
Jon:ewwww
by AOJ May 13, 2005
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Robert: "Did you see Dylan already leave work today? It's only 4:30 pm and his desk is empty."
Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."
Bradley: "I think he Jason Bourned it five minutes ago. Sometimes he takes the stairs so nobody sees him going through the main lobby."
by Bradley McHammond May 19, 2010
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