all jizzed up

Worn, used, with personal impression

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up

by Snakelio May 12, 2016

the jizzle

The Jizzle! Have you made a mess with your penis? Well- we have a solution! Introducing the jizzle, a new and innovative way clean clean up your jizz! Without leaving a trace. ;)

Jeremy! I'm sick of finding your jiz all over the house- so I bought you this! The jizzle. Now, have fun son.

by Face Fucka January 24, 2018

wizzle jizzle

Being high and having an orgasm at the same time

Jairo and his friends one day all decided to go get high and later a friend pulled out a porno on his cell phone which jairo replied " I WIZZLE JIZZLED MYSELF , UUHH"

by Xx.Zoltan.xX August 28, 2015

J Jizzle

A man with a handlebar moustache and balding head Who listens to Megadeath music and believes he is the true leader of the gang, Loves a posh danger wank and pegging with his dad

Can you believe that guy there is a J Jizzle

by Candy floss ross November 4, 2019

jizzle my nizzle

jizz on my face, nigger. A request for a money shot.

oooohhhhhh! ooooohhhhhh! JIZZLE MY NIZZLE!

by blacky December 11, 2003

Jizzed

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

by Miku326 January 31, 2009

Jizzle

Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.

The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!

by Indy Sparkplug May 6, 2010