2 definitions by Candy floss ross

Crowster

A short man who is no bigger the 4ft 2inch high with a posh phone voice and plays with toy trains in his shed while sitting on a butt plug

Look at him there, I bet he is a crowster

by Candy floss ross November 4, 2019

J Jizzle

A man with a handlebar moustache and balding head Who listens to Megadeath music and believes he is the true leader of the gang, Loves a posh danger wank and pegging with his dad

Can you believe that guy there is a J Jizzle

by Candy floss ross November 4, 2019