hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face
by I HAVE A WENIS!!! March 14, 2011
by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009
by PressurePoint September 15, 2006
The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.
by pentozali May 2, 2009
Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.
Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"
Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"
Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"
Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).
Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"
Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"
Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).
by South Street November 12, 2011
to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.
Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!
Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
by Nickolai Peropo February 13, 2008
by breezy87 September 23, 2015