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Mr. Jingles

The worst movie in the entire world. The picture quality is the shittiest thing I have ever watched in my entire life.
"You're lamer than Mr. Jingles"
by Paula Abduel October 18, 2008
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jinkies

Exclamation of surprise; Most commonly used by one Velma in the late '60s and early '70s.
Jinkies, that monster is just a guy in a disguise!
by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003
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Jingletard

An individual who recieves a video game for Christmas then for the next few proceeds to play like a n00b and a retard on internet servers in multiplayer games.
Battlefield 1942: That jingletard just beached the aircraft carrier on Wake Island!
by Pentarix December 11, 2003
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Jingle Keys

as heard on the Discovery Channel's "Gang Wars: Oakland": Filed-down car keys used for auto theft
"Zapper's cousin was arrested for having a knife, no I.D., and a bunch of jingle keys."
by Geedavey October 31, 2009
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belt buckle jingle

That classic sound of a man undoing his belt to begin the process of masturbation. The metallic jingle is so distinct that one can assume, when walking by a room and hearing "the belt buckle jingle," a man is about to jerk off. Once heard, it's in a person's best interest to leave the man alone for roughly 5 minutes. The belt buckle jingle is extremely unique because such a sound only exists when a man is about to masturbate. If he is simply taking off his pants, or even putting his pants on, the noise is noticeably different. This could be due to the lack of excitement and chubbiness. Nonetheless, the belt buckle jingle is something that everyone should respect and be aware of.
Roommate 1: (belt buckle jingle)

Roommate 2: Hey man are you hungry (speaking through a door)

Roommate 1: (coughs)

Roommate 2: (walks back to his room and patiently waits)
by UrbanPete574 February 1, 2008
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Bates Jingle

The act of over fucking, causing your partner to shit at the same time.
Oh no. Man, we bates jingled so hard last night. It was such a mess.
by Tlimit February 20, 2017
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jingleberry

The little ass shit berries that hang off of your rectum while you are taking a crap.
Last night I had a huge jingleberry that wouldn't come off while I was taking a shit
by homestepo November 12, 2014
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