face jerking

the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.

my boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking.

by FreedabeChuck May 15, 2017

Jerking pixels

When you take a break from coding a game to eat some beef jerky that is so tough it could potentially break one of your teeth.

Ah man I was totally pumped for going to GDC but I was jerking pixels to hard and broke one of my teeth, now I look like a hillbilly :-(

by retrogamer4ever March 13, 2013

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012

are you jerking me off?

a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you

Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today

by Peanutlicker36 August 15, 2016

Jerking

A dance in Southern Cali, includes reject, jerking, pin drop, etc., also type of music, groups also; New Boys, Rangers, etc.,

We're gunna do a jerking video, and post it on youtube, rate, comment, suscribe

by Fataltolookat July 20, 2009

jarbing

It is the techinal term for the grey area between being friends and dating

i.e. I am jarbing Michael... I think we'll be dating soon.

I don't have to get him a Christmas present, we're just jarbing

by Nickim December 20, 2004

Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.

My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016