Jeringa

A big black Mexican that has a very big penis that is often referred to as "El Dongo". Jeringa is viewed like a prophet for some people, he enjoys circumcising babies and eating the foreskin to be satisfied. He has circumcised celebrities like Gekyume Onfroy and Thanos with his purple dick. Jeringa is the mighty giver of H.I.V, father of all Mexicans, friend of Big Chungus, Moto Moto, Ricardo Milos and Shrek, also consumer of foreskin tacos with guacamole and beans. He is also the sexiest person alive and will make you instantly nut when you see him. Jeringa also flexes every single minute of his life and enjoys doing Guacamole Nigga Penis in his free time. He also has unlimited N-word passes and will literally destroy your asshole if you engage in the sexual act with him. Jeringa enjoys shitting on toasters, burning his pee hole with a hot needle and leaving his ass unwiped after shitting.

"Save us, mighty lord Jeringa"

"Did you see El Dongo, it is beautiful"
"Gekyume was circumcised by Jeringa"

by Big Dick Monkey March 15, 2019

Jerwin

Jer means jeremiah, and win means victorious, hence victorious man of god. Also it means "Shining star" and a cheerful giver.

Jerwin always give cheerfully.

by Jackwander March 6, 2022

Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011

Beef jerking

To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.

I was too poor for condoms so me and my partner were beef jerking instead.

by analdestroyer69 February 5, 2014

jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

jerkin it

masterbating

im gonna go jerk it

by kozz May 15, 2003

Jerkin'

A new fad that will be gone in 2 years. Where the participant
dances in a seizure like pattern. Usually the "jerkers" wear skinny jeans, flannels, and skateboarding brand shoes. Basically what skateboarders have been wearing for the past 5 years.

"yo dude check out mah swagg jerkin' yo"

by saywhat/2 November 18, 2009