The act of riding on top of a guy while the mans penis is inside of you moving around in a hula hoop action because your vagina is a gaping black hole.
by pezzz April 14, 2010
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Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?
You don't want many people to see your jarvis.
Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
by Janus Alpaca April 23, 2008
Get the Jarvis mug.A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.
A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"
civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."
civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"
civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"
civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."
civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"
civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"
by Hamed&Andrew July 18, 2006
Get the jarvis mug.The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
Get the jarvis mug.Female name, she is sweet,smart, weird and attractive. Can be shy at first but when you get to know her she never stops talking. She's an angel and can also be the devil. Her bad side is bad. She makes you feel loved. She makes your life better and brighter.
by Lily Elizabeth March 27, 2019
Get the jarvinia mug.A rare creature with libido higher than the Mt. Everest. Jarvish falls in love quickly even without seeing the person physically. His romances is usually in chat, that he would mistake a guy for a girl (he wouldn't even mind it). He brags about the quality and the amount of girlfriends and exes he has--- in chat. Beware! For he would declare himself as a manly man, but in truth, he's just a skeleton.
Jarvish: I'm so sad
Kyle: Why? What happened?
Jarvish: I broke up with my girlfriend... T_T
Kyle: Have you met her?
Jarvish: ... No
Kyle: Ok then.
Kyle: Why? What happened?
Jarvish: I broke up with my girlfriend... T_T
Kyle: Have you met her?
Jarvish: ... No
Kyle: Ok then.
by ThatFrikinGuy July 17, 2018
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"Nah man what is it"
"Bare Jarvexing"
"That seems so cool"
"It means jarring and vexing in one"
" So basically really annoyed"
"Nah man what is it"
"Bare Jarvexing"
"That seems so cool"
"It means jarring and vexing in one"
" So basically really annoyed"
by Bo4 badboy October 24, 2018
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