joby jabber

one who enjoys cramming his pink love tool in his best mates arse hole for sexual pleasure. please note- usually deployed when talking about those lovely gay men in light loafers. a horrible/street term for a gay man.

"dont bend over in the shower that cunts a joby jabber!"

by donny of the marnock December 14, 2008

jabber woke

to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.

I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.

by Oops11 September 16, 2016

Jalbert

Jalbert is a mixture or ship of Albert (Flamingo/AlbertsStuff) and Jake (Jayingee)

Who even ships Jalbert anymore? Damn thats gay.

by The_Condutor February 20, 2019

jabberwoki

a girl with more rolls then a bakery, and has side burns. Tends to eat like a beast

Anna Nicole Smith is a Jabberwoki

by d.Rev.Cs | juggernaut May 22, 2003

jobby jabber

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)

Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "

by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009

Jaeberry

The Jaeberry aka JessicaBerry, first discovered in Hong Kong, is a Asian fruit that has this specific happy face that slowly grows into a : D when ripe. They have been planted across the globe to many countries, but Jessicaberries are extremely well grown in S.Korea, as the they seem to be highly reactive to the presence of Lee Taemin.

The Jaeberry is very sweet and delicious, but it's hard to eat due to it's: NNNUUUU! D: screams of despair.

The amazing taste of the Jaeberry makes me think of rainbows and unicorns :D

by Jaeshika March 13, 2011

Jabberwock

1. n. a fictional monster appearing in the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. In the poem, a "beamish boy" slays the Jabberwock by beheading it. The Jabberwock is described as having "eyes of flame", living in a "tulgey wood" and "whiffling" and "burbling" as as it moves. John Tenniel, the original illustrator of the poem, drew the Jabberwock as a bipedal anthropomorphic dragon creature with a long, bending neck, a sucker-like mouth with four comically large and flat incisors, two barbels and two antennae, a fringe of long white whiskers, large hairy talon-like hands (with a thumb and three fingers each) and humanlike feet (with three toes each), pupil- and iris-less eyes, two black wings, a long tail, and a waistcoat.

2. n. made-up words, such as those used by Lewis Carroll in the poem "Jabberwocky".

3. n. a text which exemplifies such made-up words, such as "Jabberwocky", "The Owl and the Pussycat", and everything by Dr. Seuss.

4. n. any nonsense or gibberish.

1) The creature is called a "Jabberwock", not a "Jabberwocky". Sorry, Tim Burton.

2) When I read Dr. Seuss I sometimes get confused by all the jabberwock.

3) "The Owl and the Pussycat", from which we have derive the word "runcible spoon", is a famous jabberwock.

4) Shut your jabberwock! I'm trying to study.

by tangles10 April 25, 2010