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half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.
Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.
by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017
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jaded

Colloquially used to describe someone with a kind of permanent disinterest or hatred developed from shitty experiences.
"What a bitch." "Naa, she's just jaded." "Yeah, she got teased a lot when we were in middle school." "Oh. That sucks.."
by xionix4 June 24, 2015
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Jacelynn

A beautiful young women who's heart is full of love. She is a very upboosting,fun,loyal and happy person. She is amazingly talented with her body and might not be human.
Jacelynn is an amazing friend, I don't know what I would do without her.
by XxawesomesaucexX January 1, 2018
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Jace W

The most awesome dream guy I will ever have!! He looks like Alex Pettyfer too ;)
Jace W is in the City of Bones
by bookreader5820 August 23, 2011
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Jacademic / Jackademic

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
by Realityshow October 18, 2012
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jackdhammer

JackdHammer : A.K.A : To have been jackdhammerd to be a jackdhammer.

A Term first popularized by PornCritic1 in his reviews on adult triple x movies. Term is used to describe what PornCritic1 absolutely hated in porn and someone he would kick off the porn set if the act of jackhammering was used by male performers regardless of directive given.

Jackhammers , is used to describe a style of fornication that is male dominant, as the man would vigorously and aggressively plow, or jackhammer the female. Along with the constant in out in out , slamming pelvic to pelvic , groin to groin. At a feverish pace. And to make matters even more bothersome, the man would also completely monopolize the female’s movement by holding her still in place as he jackhammered away without thought or care of the viewers watching or the female he is plowing thru. With the really bad jackhammers also would hold the females head in place as he would also jackhammer her mouth during fellatio. Theres even a anti jackhammer guild committee. Who are also against excessive man moans in porn.

Groups like them are needed to safe guard porn cause most porn fans are generally men(at least back then it was) men dont want to see another man’s balls flopping up and down and pumping frantically like a malfunctioning robot moaning while he is jackhammering. Cause watching a female’s body move and watching the female’s skills must be showcased as it deserves. Jackhammers prevent that.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv
My girlfriend told me her first experience with sex was horrible. When I asked her why, she said it was because the guy was a jackhammer. I knew exactly what she was talking about since I use to be one of them types in bed. I then told her I was sorry she was jackdHammerd and glad it wasnt me who gave her that experience. But i must admit. I have some female victims out there from my jackdhammer past.

There is a time and place for jackhammering and a porn set nor a deflowering of a virgin is not one of those times.
by LuvH8Luv November 14, 2022
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Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?
by Lacey13 January 17, 2012
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