Jane

Jane is a name usually used as a ones actual name but in reality its their middle name. Janes have super perfect flowy straight hair even when they do nothing to it.

Janes can be really creepy at times by laughing at random moments. They also are really smart but procrastinate quite often. They also stress over things like whether they should wear shorts or jeans.

Person 1: *laughs
Person 2: why are you laughing?
Person 1: oh im just laughing because i thought of something that happened days ago
Person 2: omg you're such a Jane

by mia_t031 May 25, 2014

Jahnella

For one of the smartest girls you'll ever meet it's amazing how stupid some of the things she says can be. She has an amazing heart not able to say anything mean even when its deserved. She has no idea how amazing she is and wouldn't believe you if you told her. She is one of a kind. A natural beauty with dark flowing hair and chocolate eyes that will hold the truth. A truly precious girl loved by all. With the best intentions despite the three day wait you will endure when expecting a reply to a unfound text. She has a special sense of humour and you just have to laugh even if only at her outstanding clumsiness! With so much potential i cant wait 2 see how she will make this world a better place in a way only she could.

example 1: person 1: oh my gosh! I just saw a girl trip up a hill, fall backwards into an icecream truck roll down the hill get thrown from the van only 2 land on a savage pig n be carried half way across china where she slipped off into a pit of jelly.as she she tried 2 pull herself out she accidently put her hand in a frypan. Pulling it away in pain she lunged from the pit n landed on 80 rusty nails. person 2: wow. Unlucky! Who was this girl?! person 1: i think her name was jahnella. person 2: oh that explains everything. Example 2: Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Dr Seus and she's curing cancer! Watch out AIDS your next!

by agentmax January 1, 2011

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

Jane Hathaway

A sexual act in which a woman has an orgasm on a mans chest.

Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.

- Office Coworker in Archer

by Acidick June 12, 2016

Jaamela

Probably one of the coolest people on the planet. Also referred to as Jammy, sometimes even Matty. Does some badass caligraphy and takes photos that make all fall into envy. Loves the band Avenged Sevenfold and is most likely highly intellectual.

Oh, her? Yeah, that's totally Jaamela. I can tell by the way she has that air of awesomness.

by xxSyynyxPsychoxx December 25, 2009

Jane

Verb: to put people in their place if they are behaving unreasonably

A woman pushed in front of me in the queue so I Janed her

by Estepona July 30, 2018

A’janae

Bro she the baddest bitch out there. She the best girlfriend you could date. She funny cool and a really good friend. She is so sweet and will give you the clothes off her back. Ajanae’s are some crazy bitches you if u start some drama with them they will end it but it won’t be a pretty ending. Ajanae’s are good fighters and they have the best comebacks. Y’all really need to get y’all an Ajanae as a friend right now!

Damn A’janae look good but she crazy as hell...

by surgardaddyari September 11, 2018