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A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
Also very good in bed.
"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jaanek."
Jaanek by JakeRandom May 4, 2018
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A name chosen for Jungkook of BTS by armys from Czech Republic.

The name was first mentioned by Tess the MAMINA of slavic armys in a famous tweet called "Janek being Janek". Polish armys noticed and decided that it's the cutest nickname so they want to incorporate into their own vocabulary along with names for the rest of Bangtan Boys. This was the start of integration between Polish, Czech and Slovak armys.
Janek is in a band together with Jachym, Tibor, Norbert, Hanus, Pepa and Stefan.
I love all of BTS the same but I would only ask Janek how he likes his eggs in the morning because I'd love to be the one making them.

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A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.
"I really wish I could find a girl like Janneke"
"She has a boyfriend, of couse"
"...dammit."
Janneke by ZoSMURF September 25, 2011
Derived from the root word "incredible", Janek can only be defined by the essence there of. For instance Janek could be described simply as a miracle in its self.
Imagine a shooting star flying through the northern lights during a lighting storm in a solar eclipse in Alaska during the day when its dark. That would kind of be like a Janek but not a true example.
Janek by Dr. Gene Yaaws February 3, 2010
Janneke is the name of a very beautiful girl. It is a dutch name meaning Gods Gift. The name Janneke is famous in Dutch.
Hey did you see the new girl shes very hot.

Yes i her name is Janneke and shes obviously taken.

Shucks I was wondering if she could be my date to prom.
Janneke by Liongirlgaming2018 December 6, 2019
janeka is married
Janeka by ja-neka June 5, 2021
Janneke, is a crazy funny beautyful girl i love her she is family and i think my best friend. she knows everything about me, and i know everything about here. This one is for you janneke. If you ever feel down than read this and you will instantly smile i love you <3
Guy:Hey you saw that beautiful girl over there?
guys friend:Yes that's janneke she is pretty awesome.
janneke by coco prishilla April 7, 2013
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