erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.

(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave

by T J M June 3, 2008

nigger inspection

When a white person cautiously looks around before saying nigger to make sure that no black person hears them. A good nigger inspection involves looking left and right, and in front and behind you, to avoid detection.

Joe: Sup nigga! (to John)
Shaniqua: Dafuq I just hear you say? I'mma kill you!
John: (Later at the hospital at Joe's bedside) You really gotta remember to do the nigger inspection, if you'd done it you would not be in this situation.

by GucciSosa00 December 22, 2013

inspectigate

A verb meaning "checking out closely" combines inspect, which brings to mind small items or ideas and investigate, which implies larger or more complex issues.

I will inspectigate later and work from gut reaction right now.

by alanora May 18, 2009

Inspirection

in-spuh-rek-shuh n
- noun

When a human male attains a full-blooded erection that was not gained by means of any thoughts or feelings related to sexual arousal or activity, but rather solely by means of achieving inspiring ideas.

“When Antoine told me about the possibility of tearing down the very fabric of capitalism using only a pneumatic drill, used toilet paper and a stolen World War II battle tank, many new ideas started to spawn in me in that same moment. By the time I stated my inspiration and stood up to grab another cup of herbal tea for us both, he pointed out that I had a full erection just one foot away from his face. We were both aware that it could not have possibly been a sexual-related erection, therefore it was an inspirection.”

by crobinoscopy October 30, 2016

Inspread

To do something with ease or "smoothly".

Person one : heard you asked out *name*... How did it go?

Person two: Yeah mate, I was inspread! No one could refuse something that smooth.

Person one: Dude, I wish I was that inspread

by 2spread4u October 14, 2018

Haissam inspection

An inspection that reveals flaws so big that the whole endeavor under consideration is aborted

we had a look at it and it turned ou to be a Haissam inspection so we just dropped it

by FanOfWally August 9, 2010

Edible inspiration

When working or studying and one goes to the fridge for food.

When you feel bad or have a lack of energy, and after food you feel better and up for it.

i was feeling so rought i diddn't want to come out tonight, but after some edible inspiration I felt great!

by jackhowell24 December 12, 2010