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Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*
Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*
by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018
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Chris Ingham

All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:

He creeps on young women.

He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)

He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.

He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.

His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!

He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.

Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.

Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).

Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.

Keeps losing go-pros.

One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.

Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
by PrinnyWooWho June 13, 2021
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Vibes and Inshallah

1. A mantra for when you either:
- reach the point when you've tried your best and all you can do is pray and hope for the best
- decide that the situation is so dire or out of your control that all you can do is hope and pray for the best
- feel so tired or apathetic you decide you might as well wing it

2. An exclamation for when said tactics pulls you through a difficult situation.

3. A lifestyle abiding by said principle.
A: How are you so relaxed before the big game?
B: I'm a vibes and Inshallah merchant. You should try it sometime.

A: Pulled an all-nighter last night.
B: Oh yeah?
A: Yep. Not sure I remember much but it's vibes and Inshallah at this point.
B: God help us all.

Graduation this summer, baby! Vibes and Inshallah!!!
by chillydayswarmnights June 2, 2021
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vicks inhaler

A small nasal inhaler containing levmethamphetamine and camphor oil used by people on ecstasy for a rush.The chemicals in the cotton inside may also be used to make a shitty form of stovetop crank.May also be used by sick people,for something.
After the party we gathered up all the used vicks inhaler tubes and made a batch of speed.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004
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Ingham

Possibly the worst place you can live.Ingham is known for being full of narcissistic rich kids from Gilroy, druggies and drunks from ingham high or those random boys that sit out the front of KFC. If you live here, it’s either you’re family are fuckwit farmers or you're waiting to finish school and get the fuck out of that place.
ingham boy: wanna go sit out the front of kfc?

townsville boy: come near me again and i’ll drown you bud, you’re from ingham
by cunt101 October 22, 2019
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inola

Inola is the best person ever, you would be so lucky to be friends with her if you do don't break her trust. She is so pretty and loving! YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER!!!!!
Bob: oh look at her.
Katy: she looks like a inola
by LøwkeyChløe May 29, 2018
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Inshal

VERY KIND LOVING SEXY BOI WHO IS THE TOP DON OF DONS, WE NORMALLY CALL HIM BOSS!!!
DON AND inshal MUGHAL
by inshal July 31, 2012
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