grade inflation

The opposite of what happens at Princeton.

Princetonian 1: Dude, I got over 90% on that final but still only got a B.
Princetonian 2: Welcome to Princeton, where we don't have grade inflation like at Harvard and Yale.

by hahvahd May 31, 2010

infucktion

An infection contracted through sexual intercourse...

Twat was that? I cunt hear. I have an infucktion in my ear.

by Seth November 29, 2004

Golden Injection

When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina (or anus) and urinates.

Dude, stick it in her bum and pee. Yeah man, give her a golden injection!

by Mr. Butt May 2, 2011

inflation

n. 1 a sexual practice in which the practicioner inflates his or her stomach by inserting air or fluid into his or her rectum, usually with a pump.
2 a fetish involving inflation of all or part of the body (think Violet in Charlie in the Chocolate Factory), usually the stomach. This fetish tends to be related to furries and is often portrayed in an outwardly non-sexual context.

Inflation is a great alternative for people with a pregnancy fetish.

by Xantu November 27, 2006

inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person

Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010

Blueberry Inflation

A sub-category of the Inflation Fetish in which a person turns into a human blueberry. Usually through some kind of gum, pie, or liquid. This fetish is mainly known through the popular movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, in which a girl named Violet Beauregard chews a stick of gum, turns blue, and fills with blueberry juice until she is completely round and in the shape of a large blueberry.

When I watched that Willy Wonka movie as a kid, I knew I had a thing for Blueberry Inflation

by Coffeecakedemon March 20, 2020

Weast Infection

A type of WTD (Weast-Transmitted Disease). Transmitted via contact with a Weast-Infected person. Symptoms include: Extreme arrogance, pride, and albinism. It is non-lethal, but you become extremely white, which research has proven (The BS Society of America) to reduce lifespan by 10 years, especially when living in an interracially rich city or town.

(Guy 1) Dude, you totally got a Weast infection!

(Really white guy) No, you're wrong! I'm always right! Besides, I haven't been around a Weast-infected person.

(Guy 1) Sure...

by TheOriginalWeast November 22, 2011