irste

a 5’10 13 year old that is very flat and has boy problems 😍😍

person 1 : “ yo did you see irste?! “
person 2 : “ yes. she’s flat as fuck. “
person 1 : “ nah shawty bhaddd 🤑🥰 “

by blondechick1 June 1, 2020

instead

A new menstration sanitary device. Inserted directly into the vagina, designed collect the blood in a durable cup that lasts for up to 12 hours.Painful at first but, when used properly much more efficent than a tampon or pad.

Menstrating girl 1: Hey Tina do you have a tampon?
Menstrating girl 2: Sorry Mabel but I only have insteads.
Menstrating girl 1: WTF??
Menstrating girl 2: Just put them in like a tampon, but much further.
Menstrating girl 2: My finger gets bloody but my underware are spotless!!
Both: incessant giggling

by Meowmebabe May 29, 2004

Imotep

The high priest who suffered the Hum-die- An unholy ancient punishment. He was awakened and cause a nasty sandstorm or two before getting Sc0ned by Brendan Fraiser and his shotgun.

Mummy: AHAHAHAHAHAHH
O'Connell: AHHHHHHHHH
"Chick Chick" "Bang!"
Lack of torso

by Xel'Naga April 4, 2005

Instence

A mixture of insane and intense that neither word is strong enough to describe.

Dude that headshot was instence

by Crazyman111111 August 11, 2008

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Istel

A robotic girl created by Yubi Shines who alternates between being an annoying psychotic ***** to ... an annoying psycho. Term used to describe a girl who is very headstrong and rash.

ACK! That Istel just stabbed me with a butterknife!

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Imsturbate

To send an instant message to oneself.

"I tested out my IM software by signing in on two computers, but I didn't mean to imsturbate."

by CBasken October 30, 2008