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idea scrum

An idea scrum was first developed along with the many other bullshit MBA and business school words that 20 somethings begin to use after paying thousands of dollars to complete a waste of time MBA. "Idea scrumming" however first became prevalent at the School of Jibber in Battlerville late in the piece.

An idea scrum is a figure of speech to describe "putting it to the team" or the fierce debate amongst teams members on a certain topic or attempting to win over an arguement. It is based upon the scrum in rugby union or rugby league.

In an idea scrum, the hooker (manager) places the ball (idea/topic for debate) into the scrum (the various team members) who attempt to win possession (fiercely debate the topic and try to persuade the other team members) before the ball is won (a resolution is met)
Can only be used by those that send emails for a living.

Gaz: "Hey Gaz, do you reckon Raz has an enormous head?"
Gaz 2:"Dunno gaz, lets idea scrum it"

OR

Derick: "Hey Gary, how was your day at work?"
Gary: "Pretty shit to be honest Derick, I spent half the day sending emails and the other half idea scrumming shit ideas with my team"
by John Smith100 December 6, 2011
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Ikead

the temporary condition of insanity brought on by overexposure to clean Nordic design that causes a person to spend $300 on cheap useless crap.
Man I got Ikead this weekend, I bought a bookshelf lamp made out of balsa wood.
by mistyolive September 30, 2011
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iready diagnostic

true hell worse than having a 3 month surgery
teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((

a few years later

student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
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Golden Ticket Idea

An idea that later blows up in your face, per The Office.
Micheal- "We need a golden ticket idea?"
Pam- "Is that an idea that later blows up in your face"
by Trumangreen23 March 12, 2009
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Poison Idea

A punk band from Portland Oregon that formed back in 1979 by vocalist Jerry A and guitarest Tom "Pig" Champion. Possibly the the most popular punk band of all time to come out of Portland.
Poison Idea has some great albums like "Pick Your King","Kings of Punk" and "War all the Time".
by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004
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All gear, no idea

This is when you see people (mainly middle aged men) walking around an amateur golf range with all the equipment that has probably set them back a small fortune, however, they havent even played before and completely useless, yet they have still spent all that money.
Rob: Oi Dave, see that retard smash it into the bunker?
Dave: Yeah, guess hes another All gear, no idea hero....
by BrownusBearus July 25, 2010
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