Jock itch is a medical condition that occurs around the testicals and weiner. Jock itch is typically found in males, as males have penises and girls have vaginas(See Great White Sharks).
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.
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In Pig Latin, uckfay ouyay itchbay means "Fuck you Bitch.) Often used amongst friends who are familiar with the rules of Pig Latin (generally teenagers, new parents, single Moms, single Dads) essentially anyone who is attempting to hide and/or mask their curse words. Examples of such efforts: out of respect for other people and/or to refrain from punishment for the use of perceived atrocious language. That is perhaps taking for granted the person or people listening don't know or understand Pig Latin.
Rebellious teen: "Mom, would it be ok to stay the night at Ashley's house?"(Insert obnoxious tone, used to beg for permission) "Please?"
Mom (who wasn't born yesterday): "Remind me... is this the Ashley who's traveling through Europe with her parents right now? I'm quite certain you aren't planning on flying to Europe tonight. Nice try."
Rebellious teen: "Do you have the whole town on speed dial?Jeez."
(Teen thinks another lie will solve this issue, so she can stay at Tommy's house instead.)
Mom retorts: "Right, I also heard that you've been hanging out with that older boy, Tommy. He has a reputation for having Herpes (amongst who knows what else.) So you aren't going to see him tonight. I'm on to you."
Rebellious teen: "uckfay ouyay itchbay - (and pretends to cough.
Mom: "What was that dear?"
Rebellious teen: "I was just practicing my German. I said that your hair looks pretty."
Mom: "Oh...thanks. Pig Latin is still around? I remember those days."
Rebellious teen: "Oh itshay." (Meaning 'Oh shit')
Mom (who wasn't born yesterday): "Remind me... is this the Ashley who's traveling through Europe with her parents right now? I'm quite certain you aren't planning on flying to Europe tonight. Nice try."
Rebellious teen: "Do you have the whole town on speed dial?Jeez."
(Teen thinks another lie will solve this issue, so she can stay at Tommy's house instead.)
Mom retorts: "Right, I also heard that you've been hanging out with that older boy, Tommy. He has a reputation for having Herpes (amongst who knows what else.) So you aren't going to see him tonight. I'm on to you."
Rebellious teen: "uckfay ouyay itchbay - (and pretends to cough.
Mom: "What was that dear?"
Rebellious teen: "I was just practicing my German. I said that your hair looks pretty."
Mom: "Oh...thanks. Pig Latin is still around? I remember those days."
Rebellious teen: "Oh itshay." (Meaning 'Oh shit')
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Itachi Uchiha. In the series Itachi is first shown as The Bad Guy and object of hate for Sasuke Uchiha his little brother. Itachi is shown to have killed his Clan except his little brother telling Sasuke to hate him. Itachi is paired with Kissame Hoshigaki. The two of them are members of Akatsuki(Next Bad guys). The goal of the Akatsuki is to collect the bijuu(Tailed Beasts) and or Jinchuriki(person with biju in side). Itachi talks with Naruto and asks him to save Sasuke and give Naruto a mysterious gift. Itachi then shows up in battle with his little brother. Itachi saves Sasuke from Orochimaru. They are both almost unable to fight, as he walks to "take Sauke's eyes" Itachi mumbles something then pokes Sasuke's forehead like he used to when they were kids before falling over dead.Afterward Madara(Another villain) reveals Itachi's true intentions to Sasuke.
Itachi was ordered secretly by the three top people of Konoha to eradicate the Uchiha clan before they did a coup'd etat. Itachi labored over His clan or The Village he loved. Itachi chose the village and killed his entire clan under the guise of a murderer who lusted to test his power. However he could not kill his beloved brother and made Sasuke see him as a murderer instead of anything else. He went afterward to beg that no one reveal the truth to Sasuke. His plan was to be the bad guy in order to Protect the Uchiha name and make his little brother a hero.
Itachi Uchiha. In the series Itachi is first shown as The Bad Guy and object of hate for Sasuke Uchiha his little brother. Itachi is shown to have killed his Clan except his little brother telling Sasuke to hate him. Itachi is paired with Kissame Hoshigaki. The two of them are members of Akatsuki(Next Bad guys). The goal of the Akatsuki is to collect the bijuu(Tailed Beasts) and or Jinchuriki(person with biju in side). Itachi talks with Naruto and asks him to save Sasuke and give Naruto a mysterious gift. Itachi then shows up in battle with his little brother. Itachi saves Sasuke from Orochimaru. They are both almost unable to fight, as he walks to "take Sauke's eyes" Itachi mumbles something then pokes Sasuke's forehead like he used to when they were kids before falling over dead.Afterward Madara(Another villain) reveals Itachi's true intentions to Sasuke.
Itachi was ordered secretly by the three top people of Konoha to eradicate the Uchiha clan before they did a coup'd etat. Itachi labored over His clan or The Village he loved. Itachi chose the village and killed his entire clan under the guise of a murderer who lusted to test his power. However he could not kill his beloved brother and made Sasuke see him as a murderer instead of anything else. He went afterward to beg that no one reveal the truth to Sasuke. His plan was to be the bad guy in order to Protect the Uchiha name and make his little brother a hero.
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Get the Itachi mug.1). The feeling one gets when scratching a long-running, very annoying itch. This usually applies to situations where the itchy person is in a public place for an extended period of time, and the itchy area is one generally not considered polite to scratch in public. Also applies to places where the person cannot reach to scratch, such as the middle of the back. Can also be referred to as an itchgasm.
Guy: Arg, I can't reach that itchy spot on my back!
Girl: I'll get it.
*Girl scratches itchy part of back
*Guy moans, in the middle of an itchasm
Girl: I'll get it.
*Girl scratches itchy part of back
*Guy moans, in the middle of an itchasm
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