by ASSEATER101 June 4, 2017
Get the IAEA mug.I just got a shelf made out of particle board from IKEA it came in a flat box and was in a thousand pieces, it took me an hour to put the damn thing together but at least it lasted two weeks.
by paulgar December 23, 2008
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Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buying junk then spend 6 hours trying to fit all the flat pack boxes into their cars.
Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006
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by dinopwn February 1, 2015
Get the IKEA mug.1. An adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the Toronto IKEA store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and spawning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.
2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.
3. An act of extreme escapism.
2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.
3. An act of extreme escapism.
Person 1: I can't stand going to IKEA with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!
Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.
Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.
Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!
Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.
Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.
Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!
by CilantroLeaf December 19, 2012
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by ericmichael September 21, 2005
Get the MikeN'IkeAroni mug.an attempt to move a poorly/incompletely assembled piece of cheap furniture, resulting in it's spontaneous self-disassembly.
The 5 screws left over from putting that armoire together are a sure sign of an impending Ikeatastrophe.
by The Last King of Pasadena March 12, 2010
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