i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

by specimengold November 08, 2013

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I'll go home

A popular phrase Shane Dawson uses

*makes a really bad joke that makes you want to kill yourself then slowly zooms in camera on face*

"............. I'll go home"

by Idek.org February 27, 2017

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I'll get right on that

a saying, usually sarcastic when a someone says you should do something that you think is dumb or don't want to do

Jared: You should go bake me a cake
Dylan: (sarcastically)...Yeah, i'll get right on that.

by powaz777 December 15, 2008

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Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

by Evil_Jesus February 27, 2009

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I'll pencil you in

This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.

"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).

Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.

by boohiss May 20, 2004

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