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Hypster

A person who is a fan of Hypnosis Mic.

This term tends to be used to describe fans of the rhythm game rather than the anime but most people who genuinely describe themselves as hypsters like both.
It has been deemed impossible to find a single cishet hypster
P1: "Hey what are you doing?"

P2: "Playing Hypnosis Mic."

P1: "Didn't you say you spent $200 on that game? You're such a hypster!"
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P1: "Want to watch Hypnosis Mic this weekend? I've finally got time to watch the anime."

P2: "I've already watched it twice.. Have fun though!"

P1: "WHATT? You're more of a hypster than me!"
by fag_enstarrie November 4, 2021
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Hypertone

The fastest form of music, if it even is. It goes from 1,200,000 BPM to "Infinity"1.
1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.
Dumbass: ew people make Hypertone? that's pretty gay
Dumbass2: Hypertone is good you dumbass
by Noobinthetrash February 20, 2023
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The HyperText Markup Language, or more commonly known as HTML, was created by Tim Berners-Lee and the W3C in 1993. It is compatible with Cascading StyleSheets, or CSS. HTML's latest version is HTML5.2, pushed in 2017. It is used for building websites using a series of tags like <p></p> or <a href="if.php"></a>.
The HyperText Markup Language (HTML) is a popular web design language for a very long time.
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epididymal hypertension

Hey tommy I had some epididymal hypertension last night
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hypst

hypst, is a person that likes to talk a lot of trash on someone for someone else. they like to talk a lot of hype
i had five letters left, and i wanted to win scrabble
by justmike2000 July 23, 2004
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hypostein

An astonishing youtuber that has over 125 million subscribers (don't look that up) (more than T-Series at the moment!)
He uploads amazing werewolf online {a game that is definitely still relevant} videos that get over 5 million views {not lying to you ;) You should 100% check out his channel (although he does not really need it lol) Hypostein is also a great person and yeah, he also makes music at Route W!
Generic Teenager: Have you heard of hypostein?
Generic Canadian Teenager: Of course I have, I love his channel, and he posts the best high quality videos on werewolf online, a popular game that is very relevant!
Generic Teenager: You should also join hypo's discord server!
Generic Canadian Teenager: Indeed, it is in the description of most of his videos!
The teenagers then decide to form the hypostein cult, and worship hypostein by performing rituals.
by AUTHENTICATOR June 8, 2019
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Hypster

A term developed by nameless, aimless, sarcastic, fatalistic (though more disposed to CHANCE as the ultimate decider of all things, rather than FATE ((so I guess...'chance-alistic'))) self-taught philosophers and out-of-time fans of Jack Kerouac/Che Guevara/Wilhelm Reich as the ultimate expression of 'Fuck you contemporary society'-It denotes the current 'counter-culture' of what these enlightened censors refer to as 'fake hipsters'-or Hypsters. The word encompasses wealthy, materialistic, baby math geniuses who do well in school and flaunt perceived notions of a unique personal sexuality and mindset (and know all about philosophy/government) just like it does spoiled suburbanites who brag about smoking hemp and listen to alternative jam bands in addition to supposedly non-mainstream indie shit. Poetry and Manga emos aren't mutually exclusive cliques, but are still encompassed by the alpha and omega put down of said title. Heh...'Hypster' (Ferdinand made a funny).
Guy: "Fuck America and it's hypsters along with the rest. That INCLUDES Neil Gaiman books. You read Neil Gaiman books you'll never amount to anything as far as we're concerned."

Hypster who doesn't think he/she is a hypster: "What? Why Gaiman? Eh writes Sandman and doesn't afraid of anything!

Guy: "Exactly."

Hypster: "How dare you! I'm gonna go express my disgust on Facebook! Then all my friends will comment on how great I am!"
by Das Ferd January 16, 2010
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