by Jonny Zip September 26, 2006
Get the hogger mug.A man who thinks he is a soccer god, but in fact would be better competing in an international 'look like a beef taco and lover of all rusty walruses' competition.
Usually a man who also goes by Hodge, Hodgey, Hodgo, Hodgy, Hedgehodgy, Muppet, Burns Victim and Prawn Face.
Usually a man who also goes by Hodge, Hodgey, Hodgo, Hodgy, Hedgehodgy, Muppet, Burns Victim and Prawn Face.
Player 1: "Hodgey... cross the ball back post!"
*Hodgey tries his trick sticks*
Player 2: "Hodgo, fkn pass the ball ya Muppet!"
*Hodgey holds up the play*
"Player 3: "Hodge you prawn face burns victim, pass the ball before I deck ya cunt"
*Hodgey take a 50yd shot and hits a baby on the sideline*
*Hodgey tries his trick sticks*
Player 2: "Hodgo, fkn pass the ball ya Muppet!"
*Hodgey holds up the play*
"Player 3: "Hodge you prawn face burns victim, pass the ball before I deck ya cunt"
*Hodgey take a 50yd shot and hits a baby on the sideline*
by HodgeyFan April 8, 2013
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The suprise tickling of another man's testicles with 4 fingers and yelling "HOGGER" in a girlish voice.
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Get the Hoggest mug.n. Ice curlers too weak to broom their shot rocks into the briar ring. Weaklings, fire dampers.
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