Austin hoffman

The greatest Person ever

Austin Hoffman, He likes cheese

by Mythix the cheese man November 23, 2021

luke hoffman

an amazing dude who's good at just about everything. including life in general.

that guy is awsome... he's luke hoffman.

by hahahahhaitsgracy August 20, 2010

Lindsey Hoffman

Slutty girl from a small town of maple shade, if you hook up with her and DON'T catch something consider yourself the messiah, doesn't actually own anything other yoga pants, can't believe you're actually looking this up

Horny guy: "Bro who is that sexy white girl with the cake"
Bro: "that's Lindsey Hoffman, stop playing before she asks us to train her"

by 666tvkillemall December 23, 2013

Billie Jo Hoffman

A term to describe a young girl who cheats off other peoples tests. Is normally born into a wealthy family, but has a small IQ level and commonly denies any allegations to her she sees as true.

"That Billie Jo Hoffman sure knows how to cheat off of that test!"

by Alex Weisenhover December 2, 2018

Dirty Hoffman

a) Someone who is most likely a pedophile or possible stalker. Typically this type of pedophile speaks with their eyes shut and monotone.

b) It could also be used as a kinky sex position.

Ex. A) Dude, that guy over there is a total Dirty Hoffman.

Ex. B) Do you want to try the Dirty Hoffman tonight? Ok, put your legs behind your head and let's do this.

by DBagger December 19, 2012

The Hoffman

when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.

as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty

by b dwys September 13, 2007

khyler hoffman

Khyler Hoffman is the cutest kid around. He likes sports. He can be kind of dumb but he is the sweet kind of dumb. If you find Khyler Hoffman, keep him

Meg: "Did you see Khyler Hoffman?"
Karlie:"Yes!! He is so cute"

by Good Vibe Tribe August 10, 2017