Hoff

a very sexy guy. ten inch shlong. funniest guy ever.

“i am in love with hoff.”

“girl everyone is”

by hofflover101 July 28, 2021

Hoff Twaa

A well maintained , clean and hygienic cute little vagina.

Hey baby girl, I’m trying to get some Hoff Twaa tonight from you.

by Closetdarky01 March 13, 2024

hoff

A person that has the IQ of a donkey on drugs

You absolute hoff Luke

by qwerty hub August 6, 2020

Hoff

Snort cocaine

“Did y’all try hoffing that line in Dunedin?” Lisa asked the couple

🎵Blinding lights playing in the background.🎵

“Did you hoff that with your euro 💶 in Formby Hall?” The goon inquired to Meg.

by The wicked witch of Oz August 23, 2021

Hoff

A Hoff is an individual who appears to be working hard, but in fact is not. This is know as 'Hoffing' or Being a Hoff

Person 1: Wow, Flynn is working really hard today!
Person 2: Nahh he's done nothing, he's an absolute Hoff

by Top Hoff October 4, 2021

hoff

hoff means to hop off

“ask him to hoff off”

by a74y February 20, 2020

da hoff

Individual who is a mega handjob and deaf as hell, having to wear hearing aids on both your ears just to be able to bearly hear.

my grandpa lost his hearing aid, and now walks around like da hoff.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008