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genital herpes

The most embarassing commercials on tv. Seriously, who the fuck wants to know you have it? If people need help, go see your fucking doctor.
by Adrian September 22, 2006
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Herpes by association

This is a stigma against an individial who hangs out with an unheigenic person. For instance your friend points out to you , ew OMG that guy you are with has herpes on his face! Then they think you will become dirty or infected if you keep hanging around them. Herpes is transmittable so you have to cut the ties! Youll get a terrible reputation hanging around with a herpes kid.
OMG, that Vitale kid has herpes. Don't associate with him or you will have herpes by association!
by Slare January 10, 2008
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Herpetologist

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.
by Common Russian April 18, 2018
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Social Herpes

A condition in which a person among your close group of friends knows almost every person in your area and is unable to have a night out or other occasion without bumping into a person who greets them and nobody else in your group. It's known as herpes due to the fact that like herpes, you may tend to forget someone has it, but during social events are somehow constantly reminded.
Sam: Who's Caleb talking to?
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
by Sore Ant October 20, 2009
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cyber herpes

Spy-ware, worms, or viruses contracted through computer use. Coined by Elgar in the Mid-2000's.
Man, my computer has cyber herpes!
by M Elgar February 10, 2008
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herpesgonosyphillaids

A deadly combination of sexually transmitted diseases.
I wouldn't have sex with her in a million years, I'll end up catching herpesgonosyphillaids.
by CocoSantango September 18, 2010
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herpegonnasyphilaids

A term to describe someone that has slept with everyone.

A combonation of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis & A.I.D.S.
Dude, she's she been around so much she's got herpegonnasyphilaids!!
by Huntedbear January 20, 2007
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