Heffer Huff

When a big girl runs outta air due to excitement.

She heffer huffed while chasing down the ice cream man.

by GypsyHelendale February 21, 2024

Heffer

Slang for amazing person

"Hi heffer"

"Sup bitch"

by Woopy Toast (Leafs Best Son) October 12, 2021

Heffer

A big stank ass bitch

That heffer stank as hell

by anonymous August 27, 2021

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

heffer

a really fat bitch or a cow

usually call a chunky girl it

You really fucked that heffer?
Yeah bro it was nastyyy

by casslax January 28, 2018

Heffer

Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.

They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).

Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.

No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.

The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.

by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025

heffer

a big fish over ten pounds

i got a big old water heffer

by anonymous November 9, 2021