heebery

n.: a derogatory term describing an act of cheapness, greed, or selfishness; often associated with jewbag.

"What the hell, Harvey, you have an entire bag of candy and I can only have two pieces? HEEBERY!"

-or-

Mona eyed quite a lot of designer bags at the free spaghetti supper, and began to suspect heebery.

by Emmy Foofoo May 6, 2008

heeb hop

Subgenre of rap where Jewish guys rap about being Jewish.
This genre of rap includes artists such as 50 Shekel.

I love the heeb hop lifestyle!

by jnando January 27, 2006

Heebgasm

An overflow of getting screwed out of things.

Oh man, my day was one heebgasm after another. That bitch deserves a Danza Slap for pulling this shit.

by Peter and Neal April 5, 2005

heeby jeebies

The "Heeby-Jeebies" is what you feel when someone casts the Sheeny Curse on you!

"You stole my Coupon!!!"
*Curses*

*Gets the "Heeby Jeebies" *
"Argh, Take the damn coupon!"

by kimithylee.com June 20, 2008

HEEB

A gravity bong that is packed so tightly that when you pull it, it becomes the color of the famous dipping sauce “honey mustard”.

“Come take this honey mustard heeb brother!” I would man but I do not want to green out.

by johnjohnson1 December 31, 2020

Heeb and a Slice

Heeb and a Slice - A Hebrew national hotdog and a slice of pizza from the Costco food court. It's a good inexpensive lunch.

Heeb and A slice

by bnirvanafan June 13, 2011

Heebed

Getting screwed out of something royally. Especially money.

Dude 1 - "Shit...i only got three meximelts. I ordered 4"
Dude 2 - "dude, they fucking heebed you. Lame."
Dude 1 - "Damn. Suckin' balls."

by Peter and Neal April 5, 2005