The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally self hatred. The self loathing heaves are a thing that many people don't even wish on their worst enemy.
After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.
by buks May 01, 2006
Noun. As in to get or receive, it is the removal of someone from your life or getting fired just at Christmas time...
Sally knew Christmas was the season of giving so she finally decided to give her boyfriend Paul the heave ho ho ho.
by sheila in the car December 02, 2012
by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019
by wetbackoftatt00 October 22, 2008
by j-beatsss December 16, 2011
by Jahedg September 20, 2011
When a female is nauseated and subsequently vomits because a larger than average penis has bottomed out inside of her vagina.
Noah gave Carly a case of the Heaving Lisas when that big 'ol horse dick of his was tapping her cervix..
by Coinerofnames December 26, 2021