Heading

The act of putting your head (the one on your shoulders) into a vagina or butt.

So me and my buddy were walking to school seventh grade year and we were talking about sex. Well I just saw a video of a guy putting his whole head in this girl's vagina and I was like "let's call it heading".

She was getting heading from a guy.

by Cody Manly June 19, 2011

hearing impaired

An insult to Deaf people everywhere and to the Deaf community. For us its like the N-word. Impaired means a deficiency. There's nothing wrong with us. We can think, feel, and do anything hearing people can do.... except hear.

Frustrated Nurse: Sir, are you hearing impaired?

Deaf Patient:*punches nurse in throat*

by Deaf&Proud July 17, 2015

hearing you

I have heard what you said and I agree with you

This expression is often used in the financial industry as an expression of agreement. One person will say, "Stocks are taking a beating today". The response would be "hearing youuuuuuu" (usually drawn out a bit for emphasis)

by SuperBowl October 26, 2007

hearing xylophones

Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.

No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.

by HoboAC December 8, 2007

Hearing Robots.

Being really fucked up on Crack.

Jen is totally "hearing robots." right now.

by crackyman June 7, 2009

Headerist

a person who forms opinions and bases emotions off the headers of articles rather than the content.

Dude, did you even read the article? It totally didn't say what you just said. You're such a freaking headerist!

by iolympian July 25, 2018

LEADERINGBOT

a way to describe someone who's nice.

jack : omg ladder is such a LEADERINGBOT
jason : i know right

by ArcaneWizard May 14, 2021