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muddy harmonica

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.
Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".
by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009
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vagina harmonics

An old trick created by Keith Richards on an early tour.Harmonics are created on the guitar by having a women hover their vagina over the designated fret. He once did it live on stage. He was later arrested for it.
Hey Keith instead of using your finger use Francine's hairy pink taco...we'll call it vagina harmonics

Incest is gross...but vagina harmonic are hot
by Clearance Drinkwater July 22, 2006
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harmonians

People who advocate a romantic relationship between Harry and Hermione in the Harry Potter series. See also "delusional."
The Harmonians were highly depressed and a little hysterical when they were proved wrong by canon.
by Callio September 1, 2005
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hansonized

to be accessorized by hanson. to make anything related to hanson in some way.
i hansonized my room by putting posters from 1997 on the wall.
by jeana August 26, 2003
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Rusty Harmonica

Laying a girl on her side, and rubbing your lips back and forth across her vagina and anus while blowing simultaneously, treating her two love holes as you would the holes of a harmonica. To better create the rusty harmonica effect you may also cup her vagina lips and anus in your hand as you would hold a harmonica.
"Dude, I gave your mom the most righteous rusty harmonica last night!"

"Oh yea? What song did you play?"

"Blowin' in the Wind."
by Haywood Jublomie May 6, 2008
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Harmonee

The most beautiful, funny, appreciative girl you will ever know and/or date. She will always be there for you to brighten your day with her personality (and hey if your into it, her body🤤😍)plz don’t kill me. She is extremely nice but don’t take that as a weakness!
Look how beautiful harmonee is!
by @Derpdrag21 June 7, 2020
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Harmonica

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.
Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!
by bjmike January 14, 2010
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