Happy screams

Something you hear when Billy Hargrove is alone with a girl

El: “Hey Max what are happy screams?”
Max: “You don’t want to know”

by __kwo June 19, 2022

Happy Corner

A form of ritual corporal punishment enacted usually in Hong Kong among male university students. 3 to 4 "executioners" carry their victim by their arms and legs; then split the victim's legs; and swing them so their groin area is subjected to bumping against a pole or corner (not violently). This is not meant to hurt the victim, but can be used maliciously by friends or enemies alike. It may take more than 5 minutes occasionally, until the executioners are satisfied. Sometimes it is called "to Bring Joy" and can be used for a victim's birthday, with "Happy Birthday" being sung to the individual while it being inflicted upon them.

Additional ways to express it may be to double the action with an "X Con", with two victims groins replacing the pole; or instead of swinging the into the pole, to do a "Rotational Con" which is to rotate the individual around the pole.

While some may be flattered or honoured for this to happen, many others find it humiliating or a form of sexual harassment.

The guys really Happy Corner'd Ernest for his birthday! What an honour!

by srslynotafob March 19, 2010

happy virus

It's the one person who just makes you smile no matter what. He smiles and jokes a lot. We all love him.

Park Chanyeol is happy virus.

by felicitypond August 20, 2016

Hairy Potter

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.

Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!

by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015

happy rag

A piece of clothing or material ie. sock, towel that is used to ejaculate into.

All the guys stole renee's school shirt and used it as a happy rag.

by Matt[O] July 15, 2005

Happy Monkey

An alternate personal greeting of the Christmas Holiday Season for atheists. It originated on December 18, 2008 on the science blog, Pharyngula. The blogger, PZ Myers, received an email in which the writer referred to evolutionists and atheists as worshiping Charles Darwin as a god, and proceeded to say, "Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)".

We wish you a Happy Monkey, and a Happy New Year.

by NewfieAtheist December 22, 2008

Hairy mutt

When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt

"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"

"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"

"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"

"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"

by Sloppy Rig July 7, 2012