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Hypathetic

The particular type of sympathy that is felt when a celebrity or celebrity wanna be is in seemingly tragic circumstances while at the same time has large amounts of hype about them being generated in media coverage.
I would like to feel sympathetic towards all who claim to have been Tiger Woods' lover, but I feel more hypathetic because of how popular the media has made them.

Couchgoer 1: Dude, I have so sympathy for all of these poor (insert participators of a celebrity scandal) you know?
Couchgoer 2: I don't know man, I'm feelin more hypathetic. Just look at all of the coverage they get.
by risingtide December 20, 2009
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Apathetic

I'm feeling apathetic because life sucks.
by Impassive August 13, 2004
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hypathetical

An argument based on a pathetic hypothesis. Generally by argumen (sic). Something simply not raisinable (sic).
Sure there'd be a shortage of pork if pigs could fly: That's hypathetical.
by vivauganda April 30, 2013
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Hypothetically

To be hypothetical. Being very exact. Always being truthful. Very true, not false. Being hypotheical, hypothetically of course.
by Chocolate925 May 25, 2015
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Apathetic Jackass

A person who doesn't give a shit no matter what. They don't care about anyone and they have no pride. Anyone who would rather sit around and jack off rather than taking the time to get a real girlfriend. Usually spend their paycheck at strip clubs.
Mike just doesn't give a shit. He spent his entire paycheck at the strip club on strippers because he can't get a girlfriend and doesn't care about anything or anyone. What an apathetic jackass!
by Seth Martin Dresser December 21, 2013
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Gapathetic

One who does not care that the Gap is a major sweatshop abuser that exploits those in Third World countries by paying them the tiniest wage possible while the companies makes millions.
She was completely gapathetic about her new t-shirt from the Gap with the logo emblazoned on her chest.
by wakingdreams January 16, 2005
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Too Hypothetical

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a hypothetical question is excessively wrong or inappropriate given the circumstances.
John: "Hey sis, if I weren't your brother, would you have sex with me?"
Jamie: "I can't answer that, John, because it's too hypothetical."
by amazin099 August 23, 2011
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