Hannitized for your Protection

When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.

I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.

by W.I. Tobedone June 18, 2011

habitized

Becoming one with the habit

I'm Habitized to the crazy bitch's insaneness

by J~Sin May 18, 2016

hand sanitizer

the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds

Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks

by ITS COORONA TIME March 24, 2020

Purell Hand Sanitizer

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

by hendooshie January 31, 2018

hannitize

To remove the truth from a news story as commonly done by Fox "News" anchor Sean Hannity. Frequently, this results in unfair spinning of the truth in favor of the right wing media propoganda machine which is merely a puppet of George Bush and his neocon thugs.

If left unfettered, Sean Hannity will hannitize us all into mindless right-leaning robots.

by Neocon killer November 2, 2004

Hand Sanitizer

Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.

Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.

by Max Suba March 25, 2020

HÄLITZER

In-your-face psychedelic blues rock band from Towson, MD. Songs include those such as Mango Man, Chestnut Oak Blues, Sleepin' Donny, Euphoria, Dominion, and many more. They are known for their extremely high volumes, and use of feedback on both guitar & bass. Their guitarist also has long flaming red hair, and their bassist/singer usually wears a fringe jacket.

Damn nukka, I went deaf after that HÄLITZER concert. It was amazing, though!

by HÄLITZER Groupie May 22, 2006