Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019

Andicapped

Being lazy, fat, and cold all the time. Hungry? Yeah. Injured; usually around the legs. Wanting to take a long nap.

Andii Trinh is so lazy he's Andicapped.

by ItsKKK August 29, 2010

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010

Hindicapped

A disabled eastern Indian, or an Indian who can't go out because it's Diwali.

My friend Deep can't go to the strip club tonight because he's got to crush an orange and light some candles. That bitch is hindicapped.

by backotruck March 9, 2012

horndicapped

A disability or impairment that makes one unable to operate a motor vehicle or think for oneself. Usually evidenced by the presence of a longhorn logo.

"Did you see that f#@*tard cut me off?"
"Yeah, but he's got a University of Texas window sticker, he's horndicapped"

by W.T. June 29, 2009

HandiCrapper

A disabled individual who is pissed off and mad at the world. Disgruntle towards non disabled people.

"you see that guy in the wheelchair run over that guys foot, yeah he looks like a HandiCrapper"

by 69man January 15, 2008