An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker room scenarios.
Hamster played for us last night, it was the only time Tony kept his fucking mouth shut.

Hamster burrowed her way into the dressing room last game, thought Angelo was going to pitch a tent.

Dude, Matt told his wife that Hamster played last night. My wife was so pissed.
by TBels October 2, 2019
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by Sissywashere February 22, 2015
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The act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.
Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? I can't believe the execs aren't on to him. What a hamster.
by Skip Anderson April 11, 2008
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What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.
Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.
by ihatelifemorethanyou September 17, 2009
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Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.
"Hey hurry up guys before the freekin hamsters eat all the chicken and watermellon!"
by Kathy Whitfield August 6, 2004
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John: I put my hamster in the microwave
Jake: Really? that's so cool!
by PorkyBoi March 27, 2023
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Short for Bellinghamster, a nickname for a resident of Bellingham, Washington.
Those crowds of people in the mall aren't 'Hamsters. They're Canadians come down here to shop.
by KevynJacobs August 17, 2011
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