Hamster

A warm potato with fur.

"Hey look at that fat Hamster"

by iugbuh January 25, 2022

Hamster

Home And Masturbating Showering Toking Eating Resting

Might not meet, Im going hamster.

by Sissywashere February 21, 2015

Hamstering

The act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? I can't believe the execs aren't on to him. What a hamster.

by Skip Anderson April 10, 2008

Hamster

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

Hamsters

Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.

"Hey hurry up guys before the freekin hamsters eat all the chicken and watermellon!"

by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004

Hamster

The best thing to put in a microwave

John: I put my hamster in the microwave
Jake: Really? that's so cool!

by PorkyBoi March 27, 2023

Hamster

Short for Bellinghamster, a nickname for a resident of Bellingham, Washington.

Those crowds of people in the mall aren't 'Hamsters. They're Canadians come down here to shop.

by KevynJacobs August 21, 2011