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hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.
Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003
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yammerhead

n. Synonyms: douchebag, blowhard, blackguard.

An annoying person who has little common sense. A waste of space. An arrogant person who has no talent.

The word is used repeatedly in the novel "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by sci-fi master Robert A. Heinlein
A yammerhead is:

1. The obnoxious guy sitting in the next table over at the restaurant, calling the waitress every five minutes because his drink is too warm, he does not have enough sauce, and the steak is a tad undercooked.

2. An idiot who objects to agreeing a proposal by unanimous consent because he wants to hear "debate," which is "essential in a democracy."

3. There is at least one in every room. If you cannot find him/her, then you are it.
by Robert Heinrich September 28, 2008
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mouth-hammered

That girl was amazing, she really mouth-hammered me last night!
by emom September 10, 2009
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Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
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Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.
Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered
by Howie16 December 16, 2010
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E = MC Hammered

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.
I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!
by Michael51 November 9, 2006
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Holland Hammer Head

A sexual act involving 2 people and a vehicle. While a male is receiving oral sex in the driver seat (While operating said vehicle) from a female in the passenger seat, the driver swerves to intentionally hit an object, activating the airbag and thus taking deep-throating to a new level. Also known as the triple H (HHH). Originating out of Holland, Ohio.
Sally needed reconstructive surgery after receiving the Holland Hammer Head from Gilbert in his '97 Ford Aspire.
by G-Bentley & J-Greene December 28, 2008
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