Hambones 

A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.

You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.

I bet you’re STILL thinkin’ about those fine-ass hambones..

Hambones by Cakelad February 5, 2021

HAMboner

A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.

Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...

HAMboner by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003

HAMboner

A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

HAMboner by Luanne September 14, 2003

Hamboner

When you hambone, on your boner.

Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."

Hamboner by Cyrus9201 December 2, 2013

Hammboner 

FAT NIGGA CUM

DAM HE BUSTED A HAMMBONER ON ME LAST NIGHT

Hammboner by Nigga cum October 29, 2019

Hambonery 

The act of going out and getting hamboned.

I've been sober for far to long and could use a good old fashioned hambonery.

Hambonery by Me Animal December 12, 2010

New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them

"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."

New Hampshire Hamboni by Drug D. Ealer December 3, 2019