helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.

Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

Soon the rest of you will be easier to control

The end is near…

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

by Death Menace June 9, 2022

Harping

When it snows really hard. Term used by snowboarders.

Dude 1: Whoa, come look outside bro
Dude 2: Ahhh, its harping man! Lets go shred

by alemon19 March 29, 2009

Halpin

A person who passes out after one gib, normally a queer as well

That kid just pulled a Halpin, he's passed out!

by Crazy kid November 13, 2014

Harping On

To go on about something in a positive and sharing manner.

The positive re-frame of old term usage.
See Harp On

1. "I can't stop harping on about how awesome that band was last night".

2. I can't wait to harp on about this cake everyone is going to love it".

by LadyLadyMcSunshine March 21, 2013

halpined

An unjustified layoff, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpined.

by Magadalene May 8, 2008

Halling for

In desperate need of something(usually referring to some sexual action), similar to gagging for.

'I'm halling for a drink'

by 1234-pow December 20, 2012