Mental Gymnastics

The act of believing something so profoundly stupid and illogical, it requires creating a new word in the English language.

See Also: Donald Trump

President Trump won the Olympic gold medal in mental gymnastics.

by Mr. Cynical the Millenial May 2, 2017

Gymnastics

That thing you do after sex to reach the nearest t-shirt.

Gymnastics-

"No... wait... you move this way. No, no, not... yeah, that way. Now grab that shirt. Or the shorts... whatever you can reach. Yeah, that's fine, that'll work." *scampers off to bathroom*

by Thaaaank fr. June 23, 2013

wilton high school gymnastics

....wait what gymnastics team?

"What did you do last night man?"
-wilton kid # 1
"Ohh I tried to outdrink some new canaan kids... I lost though" - wilton kid # 2
"Oh that's a shame... maybe you can go drink your sorrows away, and then hookup with one of the those "NASTy" hoes on our gymnastics team..." - wilton kid # 1
"wait, we have a girls gymnastics team?" Wilton kid # 2
"...i know ... i thought they were the guys gymnastics team first time i looked at 'em..."- Wilton kid # 1
"I think I passed out yesterday after like 2 beers... maybe if I could hold myself for another round, I might actually start to find one of them attractive." - Wilton kid # 2
"Quite doubtful." Wilton kid # 1

by somerandomwiltonboys April 21, 2005

Ginormously Gaytastic

A supreme being that is homosexual.

Holy cow! Did you see that Ginormously Gaytastic supreme being?!

by billybobjojackson February 8, 2003

Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out difficult questions and topics.

I cannot understand what you’re explaining. I’ll just accuse you of using mental gymnastics because I think that will help me win the debate.

by EvilSatanWorshipper April 27, 2019

guytastic

Adjective used to describe a scenario stupid on so many levels, only a guy could make it happen in real life.

Guy: Wow, the other day in church I was checking out this girl, and she had a nice ass so I went over and talked to her. Turns out she was my ex who I dumped while dating another girl for a third girl! Then I told her why I went over and she flirted with me.
Friend: Don't you have a fiance?
Guy: Yeah...
Friend: Wow. That's just guytastic, dude.

by runebirdie July 1, 2008

Men's Gymnastic

The art of peeing while standing up

With excellent skills in men's gymnastics, I don't even have to lift the seat anymore

by Hotwheel69 January 10, 2022