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Guacamole nigga penis

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor
by Whoofh October 21, 2019
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holy guacamole

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
by Omgeezus January 5, 2012
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Guasa,Guasa

A Puerto-Rican word for bullshit.
"We ain't got no room for dat guasa,guasa!"
-Lean Back Remix
by HearingDeafOne November 25, 2004
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guacamole nazi

The worker in Chipotle that gives you an miniscule amount of guacamole even though you paid extra for it.
That woman is such a guacamole nazi because she only gave me a tiny scoop!!
by Barry Poppins February 10, 2009
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Fresh Guacamole

My girlfriend got dry, so I used some Fresh Guacamole to finish the job. Good thing I had a sinus infection.
by Dingo Bango September 8, 2010
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Pockets guacamole

To have money in one's pockets.
I block a hater like a goalie,
Pockets guacamole. (Cat Daddy by the Rejects)

Hey bro, do you have any money in your pockets?
Hells yea, pockets guacamole.
by RyanMurphey4Life May 14, 2011
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sneaky guacamole

While dining at a Mexican food restaurant, a waiter sneakily convinces customers to add guacamole and/or sour cream to their order without informing them that it will add $3 (or sometimes more) to their overall bill. Can also be applicable to other situations involving trickery outside of Mexican eateries.
Waiter: "Alright, one chicken quesadilla, and would you like your guacamole and sour cream on the side?"
Unsuspecting and Distracted Customer: "Oh... sure."
Bill: "$7 Quesadilla, $3 for guacamole and sour cream on the side."
Angered Customer (who doesn't even like guacamole): "He pulled a the sneaky guacamole maneuver on me!"
by que Sara Sara December 26, 2008
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