gruce

A dirty and smelly man who is in desperate need of a shower, and eats a lot of food.

I am such a gruce, I went to Taco Bell three times and smell like a waste can.

by AT-101 January 24, 2009

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gritchy

gritty and itchy and frustrating

-- The frog had a back that looked like a crumpet, pocked with little holes where it incubated its tadpoles. I wanted to scratch that crumpet-back with my fingernails, it was gritchy looking.
-- Her tooth grinding made a gritchy sound.

-- The broken bone was healing nicely, but not being able to scratch inside the plaster-of-paris cast was gritchy.

-- It gritched me out to listen to her lisping french accent.
-- Wearing a wooly sweater covered in burrs was gritchy enough, but he was also scraping his fingernails across the blackboard.

-- Tearing down a motorcycle, and putting it back together, only to find you've got one mystery-part left over gives you that gritchy anxiety you feel in your solar plexus, but worse.
-- Baby's cradle-cap looked like bark, and its eyelids were pinky-red like it suffered from some kind of gritchy vitamin deficiency.

by wclay August 25, 2009

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