Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010

grundlingus

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.

Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!

by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005

Gremling

Gremling is a little demon looking thing that you cannot get wet, or feed after midnight.
Gremling is also the last name of a guy who works at AT&T and has hair that is made from Cement. He has a girlfriend named Ken who he loves very much. He has worked at his job for a while and think he knows everything when truely he has no idea how to update his E-mail Contacts or set up the fax machine. He looks exactly like a Gremling

Holy Crap! You fed the gremling after night!!! NOO!
Oh man, The Gremling is coming back from his break.. better pull up the E-mail for him so he doesn't get lost trying to find it!

by Donky King March 5, 2011

Grimbling

To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Done whilst listening to a collection of indy/electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.

As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.

by Yet One More Guy January 11, 2009

grappling baby

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.

A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!

by astroo December 31, 2011

Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

by bill boob August 12, 2006