Granola Poser

Often a college student or young adult, marked by an excessive attitude and attire of the rugged outdoors. The said poser is usually accompanied by generic granolaeske traits, always flaunted in public areas. Although the granola poser does usually enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, camping, canoeing, etc., the granola's desire for others to see his outdoorsyness far outweighs his actual interest.

These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.

These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.

Jim: "Hannah, why are you wearing an all natural fleece Columbia jacket? It's 80 degrees outside. A why is your Nalgene bottle and Chaco's attached to your backpack with a carabiner?

Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."

Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"

by frisbeelover October 23, 2010

Grange Over Sands

A small town situated in the quiet, countryside of England. Most of the area is made up of fields, hills and sheep however, many cute,little features of Grange include: The duck pond, the promenade, a countless number of cafes, a Co-op, and Grange library. Beware, there are a countless number of senile drivers that will not hesitate to run you down if you step into the road. You were warned.

Person 1: Oh my Gosh! that car almost ran me over!
Person 2: Senile old bitch! Well...what I can I say...we are in Grange Over Sands after all...

by Countrygirlie April 16, 2010

Granola Baby

A girl who still looks good without makeup on

I saw this girl last night without makeup, she's such a granola baby

by TheCavalierKing August 1, 2012

granton

A historical or educational bicycle tour. Named after Shawn Granton of Portland, OR, author of zines and leader of numerous historical zines and bicycle tours.

Hey, did you go on that fallout shelters granton yesterday? I hear it was epic!

by TheDeacon June 19, 2010

el doucho grando

A mexican douche who has exceeded levels of an el doucho and is now grand el doucho.

David 'Look its Nick'
Tom ' Oh, yeh. El Doucho Grando has returned'

by dark0dave September 22, 2009

granget

A granget is a granny midget. Grangets are very popular in the porn industry, particularly in the Netherlands. Many porn connoisseurs consider them "a sexual delicacy" and they are extremely hard to find.

-Dude, I boinked a granget yesterday
-You lucky bastard!

by urbansquared December 17, 2014

granola guys

the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.

girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”

by poopypoopymonster August 2, 2021