yo gran a man

A quintillion times worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your sister a mister. Use at your own risk.

A: Your mom gay.
B: Your dad lesbian.
A: Your granny tranny. Checkmate!
B: *thinking*
B: Yo gran a man.
A: *windows xp shutdown sound*

by PancakeGD March 15, 2018

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Your Fit Gran

She is a fit old woman with saggy tits and ass

OMG your fit gran is over there

by fithonker November 17, 2018

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Playing Gran Turismo

In short, "Playing Gran Turismo" refers to driving while high, or blazed, if you will. The effect of the weed gives one the impression that one is indeed playing the popular video game Gran Turismo.

Guy #1: Nice Bowl, bro.

Guy #2: Lets go cruising. I wanna go Playing Gran Turismo.

by Tokyo Tourer April 3, 2008

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Gran Turismo 5

A highly publicized and widely anticipated release for the Playstation 3, that doesn't actually exist. It is a fable. The unicorn of the gaming industry.

It's newest release date is infinity.

Hey man, did you hear? Sony just announced the release date for Gran Turismo 5, we're going to pre-order it now.

Other guy says, you can pre-order it right here.

*snatches $60 from the fellows hand, pulls out a lighter, burns money*

by Delta Charlie May 11, 2010

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Welcome To My Gran

This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!

Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!

by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008

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