grombler

In the act of grombling, the one who transfers the feces.

I love to gromble, but only if I can be the grombler.

by Fat Fuck Frank April 8, 2007

gambler's ass

A condition that causes one's ass to become sore. This typically occurs after sitting in uncomfortable casino chairs for long periods of time.

I've got a serious case of gambler's ass after playing blackjack for the past 8 hours.

by LPD3 January 23, 2009

Snatch Gambler

One who gambles with the snatch.

"Don't hang out with her unless you are confident in your SNATCH GABMLER skills."

"Mark's mom is a SNATCH GAAMBLER. I saw her with my sister yesterday on the kitchen floor!"

by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Avid gambler

Someone that partakes in pulling off incredibly stupid stunts, convinced by their peer pressuring friends and their cheap wagers.

"I bet you 5 dollars you won't shove this cheese sandwich up your ass."
"I'm an avid gambler, you're on!"

by V_ronica August 2, 2009

dick grabbler

Dick grabbler, often refers to the person who starts grabbing genitals or other sexual parts instead of focusing at whatever task is at hand.

No one can get their work done because Chris is always being a dick grabbler.

Man why did coach put that dick grabbler on the team.

Someone needs to put that dick grabbler in time out.

by juju the oracle January 15, 2014

Gamblers Special

A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.

Waitress, I only have $6, can I please get a gamblers special?

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

gamblers math

The ability to see a loss as only a temporary situation that will turn around to your benefit in the end.

Person 1: Its time to walk away form the poker table, you've already lost $200
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.

by TCuneo September 27, 2011