Gaetzkeeping is a unique type of cognitive dissonance wherein the legislator quietly shows their guilt or complicity in a criminal activity, only to be busted for it a few years later.
The politician opposed a human trafficking bill in 2017. In 2021 he was accused of an improper relationship with a 17-year old in a stunning example of gaetzkeeping.
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Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!
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