Groper

Basically Jared is the Groper, he fondels females after they have passed out.

Jared told everyone that he was tucking her in to bed, but we all knew he was the Groper.

by Charles Jacobsen Bray May 19, 2003

gropertunist

One who uses any possible opportunity to cop a feel.

The man pretended not to hear the woman's comment and leaned in with his hand on her waist for clarification. The woman told her friends that he was a gropertunist.

Grope feel up touch Gropertunist

by honestjean April 15, 2014

gorpher

a desperate larger woman who needs a man and all she does is cook and swallow loads.

my overweight gf likes to bbq for me and feed me and suck me off cause shes a gorpher.

My heffer of a wife gorphed my cock

by adooh August 25, 2019

Goopertshmutz

1) Male ejaculate, cum, semen. (can be used as a (lubricant when fresh)
2) The act or process of ejaculation. To eject cum out of the penis.

1) I got goopertshmutz in my belly button.
2) I was horny so I went to the bathroom to goopertshmutz

by Payday420 September 1, 2019

Goppers

The opposite of poggers.

Dude 1: Yo bro my mom fucking died.
Dude 2: Goppers

by CHuffCityBoys November 30, 2020

Godperson

A person god made to spite Adam, eve, and their entire species

The godperson self-destructed

by thiccframes March 21, 2022

Gooper

The worst thing a 3 year old can call his dad.

Kian: You are a Gooper daddy!
Daddy: Did you just call me a Gooper!

by KianP August 3, 2022