gopher stamp 

Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.

Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.

gopher stamp by IronGoober March 14, 2005

gopher stab 

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

gopher stab by gopher2002 March 4, 2010

gopher rat 

Big ass rat. That jackson dosnt believe in but its totally real ya dum dum

That gopher rat is huge

gopher rat by Tncj55 August 24, 2017

gopher shopping 

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

gopher shopping by D. Gould February 28, 2006

gopher trap 

While receiving a rim job, the recipient locks the performer's head in place with a clenching of the thighs and proceeds to discharge fecal matter into or around the performer's mouth.

1. The usual post-Sunday Chinese buffet dinner rimjob got especially melt-in-my-mouth when my wife gopher trapped me after I suggested mid-stroke that the Chinese buffet doesn't exactly help her lose her obstructive gunt.
2. Whilst the gopher hath trespass thy sullyhole with the rounded lickalack, thou shalt commence the dreaded gopher trap, whereby thou ensnareth the detestable gopher with thy clench, and exact a most grievous and terrible revenge; the earthly emission hath made its way downward the gullet, and added to or failing entry, the maw shalt mirror thy muddy sullyhole.
3. I would totally come to the rave tonight, but my mom caught me stealing from her purse and gopher trapped me, ruining the candy I was flipping.

gopher trap by jawn doodley December 9, 2008

Gopher Lizard 

An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.

There's the Gopher lizard that bit me Get em tina.

Gopher Lizard by lolligagger69 April 21, 2009

Gopher dance 

Pleasuring a woman from behind, the male will lift up his shirt, place his hands on his hips while rotating his lower body in a counter clockwise fashion. Resulting in a movement similar to the Gopher's dance in the movie caddyshack.

You haven't tried anything till you receive the gopher dance of love.

Gopher dance by trichizzel September 2, 2003