goon

the truest, or the realest nigga on da block.

tha goon squad rolled up and da club went crazy.

by goonsquad December 03, 2007

Gooned

the state of being a goon (jeff)

John : bruh jeff you are such a goon. Get gooned.

by Goon the goon November 03, 2021

goon

cheap wine from a wine bladder.
known to be drunk by cheap people, bogans and abos.

dude1"that abo over there with 1 thong on is drinking goon."
dude2"lol of course he is hes abo!"

by beejftw October 30, 2008

Goon

A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.

Goon: Lets Play HALO!
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!

Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE

Goon: EE EE EE EE

Goon: *teabags sleeping friend

by xXSCUMXx September 15, 2009

goon

someone stupid, a retard for example

chip is a goon

by botaf October 18, 2003

Goon

A bag-in-box beverage dispensing unit

I smashed the box, ripped out the goon bag, blew it up and slept on it.

by Hammock Sways October 05, 2011

goon

the ulitmate in alcoholic beverage. $9= 4 litres. awsome value and quality buy. comes in a sliver sack known for its healing powers, gets u wasted fast and taste like shit. also looks like apple juice so it's easily concealable.

cop says 'hav u got goon?'
u say 'no'
cop says ' wat is it'
u say 'apple juice'
cop says 'okay' (and beleives u LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

by fjsnvdskdavnvskanvask,vsa August 23, 2007