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Glooby

-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.
-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.
by DGloobs May 29, 2023
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floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
by wayway June 23, 2016
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Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
by John_465 August 19, 2016
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Goober smack

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.
Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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silly little goober

by Numberline June 13, 2023
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goober-minion

Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.
Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.

Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
by Mobzekiel November 29, 2010
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Goober

by Drayden.mp4 March 13, 2021
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